All Things Are Possible

Ten things I have learned after 4 days of house arrest:

1. You can make all your own organic baby food and adult food.
2. You can use cloth diapers.
3.  You can make your own clothes and your own baby clothes.
4.  You can have an immaculate house.
5.  You can train your dog to open the back door and let herself out.
6.  You can have your pre-baby body.
7.  You can read all the great classics.
8.  You can become proficient in home repairs.
9.  You can purchase anything you want off the internet for no more than $19.95 with free shipping.
10.  You can have your baby on a regular, predictable schedule.

I, however, have a life and none of those things will ever be!